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{"slip": { "id": 32, "advice": "Everything in moderation, including moderation itself."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Where’s the bin?","punchline":"I haven’t been anywhere!","id":294}
{"slip": { "id": 85, "advice": "If you don't want something to be public, don't post it on the Internet."}}
{"slip": { "id": 191, "advice": "Learn to handle criticism."}}
{"fact":"There are approximately 100 breeds of cat.","length":42}
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{"slip": { "id": 18, "advice": "Don't judge a book by its cover, unless it has a synopsis on the back."}}
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