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{"fact":"Tests done by the Behavioral Department of the Musuem of Natural History conclude that while a dog's memory lasts about 5 minutes, a cat's recall can last as long as 16 hours.","length":175}
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{"slip": { "id": 174, "advice": "Be a good lover."}}
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Endophthora is a genus of moths belonging to the family Tineidae. This genus is endemic to New Zealand.
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{"fact":"A cat's hearing is much more sensitive than humans and dogs.","length":60}
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Delara Burkhardt is an Iranian-German politician of the Social Democratic Party (SPD) who has been serving as a Member of the European Parliament since 2019.
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