{"type":"standard","title":"Short-tailed pygmy monitor","displaytitle":"Short-tailed pygmy monitor","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q649664","titles":{"canonical":"Short-tailed_pygmy_monitor","normalized":"Short-tailed pygmy monitor","display":"Short-tailed pygmy monitor"},"pageid":5029913,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/06/Varanus_brevicauda_1.jpg/330px-Varanus_brevicauda_1.jpg","width":320,"height":184},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/06/Varanus_brevicauda_1.jpg","width":1209,"height":697},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1261518691","tid":"5877dcb7-b3e2-11ef-b56a-b0b068b6c473","timestamp":"2024-12-06T14:57:00Z","description":"Species of lizard","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Short-tailed_pygmy_monitor","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Short-tailed_pygmy_monitor?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Short-tailed_pygmy_monitor?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Short-tailed_pygmy_monitor"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Short-tailed_pygmy_monitor","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Short-tailed_pygmy_monitor","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Short-tailed_pygmy_monitor?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Short-tailed_pygmy_monitor"}},"extract":"The short-tailed pygmy monitor is the second smallest living monitor lizard in the world with a maximum length of 25 cm.","extract_html":"
The short-tailed pygmy monitor is the second smallest living monitor lizard in the world with a maximum length of 25 cm.
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