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{"slip": { "id": 40, "advice": "Never run with scissors."}}

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{"fact":"The Egyptian Mau is probably the oldest breed of cat. In fact, the breed is so ancient that its name is the Egyptian word for \u201ccat.\u201d","length":132}

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{"slip": { "id": 157, "advice": "When something goes wrong in life, just shout \"plot twist!\" and carry on."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 173, "advice": "Always bet on black."}}

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